Monthly Archives: March 2016

I’ve purchased things from Ikea over the years and I walk in fully understanding the concept of “some assembly required.” In fact, I’ve become quite proficient in translating something in Urdu or Spanish or Japanese that some Swede has decided is … Continue reading →

If you’re reading this you likely survived St. Patrick’s Day. If the words are still a little blurry, you haven’t quite recovered. I’ve decided March 17th is just another amateur hour and while we don’t need another one this close … Continue reading →

It’s Friday so I’m sitting here writing this as I chew on a bagel with some egg salad and it’s good, and it seems a perfectly acceptable way to start the day. You know what it isn’t? It’s not amazing, … Continue reading →

I’ve given it a lot of thought and there seems to be plenty of time left so, while I have a lot on my plate, I’ve decided to do the United States a favor and run for president since that … Continue reading →