I Support Lumberjacks

Donn James

I just found out that today is National Paul Bunyan and Babe Day and I’d like to salute them and pay a special homage to Babe…America’s first support animal. Babe went everywhere with Paul, protected him from liberals who didn’t like lumberjacks and thanks to the good work of Paul and Babe, we get to live indoors, write long letters and wipe ourselves. I probably wouldn’t even mind if they wanted to stroll through our mall…as long as Babe was on a leash. That said, I’ve mentioned before that I don’t like people invading my space with their support animals so if you can’t maneuver in the world without carrying around a support Chihuahua, you should be micro-chipped so we know where you are and can avoid you like we avoid most of our relatives. One of our three dogs has some Chihuahua in him and he’s noticeably lacking in the support department and completely missing in the guard dog department. Oh, he’s a cuddler of course but he’s certainly not going to be whispering, “Everything will be OK” in your ear while you’re perilously navigating the aisles at Forever 21. Our dog Cooper is some sort of Chihuahua/Jack Russell terrier/Bat mix and he’s fearless when he’s up against the doorbell but when the door opens, he turns into the biggest coward in the county in that he’s less of an attack dog and more of a ‘panic attack’ dog. He’s cool around the family but if he meets someone new, he pees on himself like someone is holding a knife to his throat. Not a lot of support there.
For generations I have heard people complain about how and what they eat when they’re depressed, sad, lost, melancholy or even just hungry and I think we need to see it in a different light and change the common attitude about food so I think instead of support animals…we should have support food. You want to carry your dog around the mall in your purse? Here, carry this lasagna. And if you’re such a lightweight you couldn’t wrangle a Percocet for your 1-hour flight to Vegas and feel disposed to drag along your support guinea pig, your fellow passengers would be more comfortable if you were just carrying an eggplant. If you can’t tolerate that root canal unless you have your support gerbil sitting on your stomach, please consider a chicken strip and the twilight sleep…it will still hurt be at least you’ll be entertaining.
Since we’re on the subject of food and live in the heaviest nation on earth even as I write, last week I wrote about laws and how the left seems to want a law for everything and the right doesn’t want a law for anything, I thought I’d mention something that has, to date, fallen through the cracks. I believe most of the warning labels are stupid and if can’t figure out that peanut contain peanuts, you were probably home-schooled by a rock and have trouble using a phone but when we could do the populace some good, we drop the ball. I’m fine with the tobacco and alcohol warnings as they may save some lives but we continue to ignore the greatest threat to Americans…the all you can eat buffet. Where’s that warning label? The mac & cheese at every buffet in America has killed more people than the plague and I don’t think a simple warning label is too much to ask. It could be something simple and gentle like…You’d be safer sticking your head in the stove at home.

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