Thanks, Pilgrim.

Donn James

As we careen into the Thanksgiving Day weekend many people think it’s the only time of the year we need to be thankful and live their lives accordingly selfishly but, in reality, most of us are just searching for the wine that pairs best with irritating relatives and friends. A disturbing tradition that is gaining traction instead of disappearing like it should is that many families will put all their relatives on the spot by forcing them to say why they’re thankful as they stare into the cavity of the turkey in front of them on the table. Now, I’ve mentioned in the past that I hate gatherings where they do this so I always say, “I’m thankful I’m not a serial killer” to a room full of friends and relatives. After suffering an outcry from everyone in the room I calmly say, “Hey, I’m the only person in the room we know isn’t a serial killer so I’m a little worried about the rest of you.”
So, in the wake of the holiday and everything for which we should be thankful I’m getting into the spirit by sharing a few things for which I’m not thankful.
I’m not thankful for movies with a 1:45 start time when the movie doesn’t start until 2:08 because of the commercials and previews. My shoes are off and the seats recline so if I have to wait 23 minutes for the feature to start, that means I’ve been asleep for 22 minutes. Here’s the deal…I’m in the theatre so why do I have to watch commercials about the theatre? I’m already here, I’ve successfully traversed the gamut required to purchase a ticket, so why do I have to learn how easy it is to buy a ticket, order bad food and turn my phone off? So stop irritating the demographic you’ve already captured with seats that fold into a bed and start marketing elsewhere. Maybe get a kid to spin a sign out on Thousand Oaks Blvd. And if you’re going to the theatre because you think they know how to make a Moscow Mule…you need to learn how to drink.
I’m also not very thankful for Costco not having an express lane on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving when all I need is a pumpkin pie. While you’re at it you could put a hold on the free lunch you’re serving in the middle of every aisle. I’m just carrying one pie and I can barely navigate the aisles this week so the people tying things up while they stuff themselves on meatballs and pizza rolls is more than irritating. My Costco is in Westlake Village and I’d like an express lane all the time but this week is especially bad with a lack of parking as cars circle the lot like vultures. You have to take an Uber to get there or expect to park in Long Beach and walk from there unless you can afford to rent an airplane and parachute in from 5,000 feet. The real reason I want an express lane is that I’m a guy and I know what I want…I don’t walk every aisle looking to make another bad decision so it’s especially frustrating when I just need a pie and every other customer is there restocking their mini-mart in Clovis.
And Black Friday can just go to hell while we’re at it. I’m not thankful for it being covered as if it is real news and if I see one more TV interview of someone who won’t wait in line for two minutes at an ATM but who will spend the night in a lawn chair in front of Walmart because they might run out of ‘Barbies’ well, I can’t be held responsible for my actions. And if you leave your family Thanksgiving celebration to go directly to the sales, I hope your car breaks down…because then I’ll be thankful.

IMC has in excess of 2200 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 50 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,200+ products on the BRAND NEW IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. You can register as a distributor, track orders, upload art for virtual samples and even create your own flyers and catalogs of our products. The 2017 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and is posted on the online services and we’re busy working on the 2018 version which will feature new products and new retail brands. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also request our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website or download the PDF. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2017 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at and on our website if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs and it can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you say…have you given thanks?


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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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