Celebrate With a Bang!

Donn James

Well, I’m typing slowly today as while I only lost part of one finger Tuesday in an all too common M-80 mishap, the rest of my fingers are bandaged so I have to focus or it ends up looking like this…qeyhapnoicnephf! And then I’d have to tell people the f is silent. My daughter, proud holder of a psych degree she’s not using, might be the one to ask but I’d rather venture forward and guess as to why we celebrate with fireworks. Is it because America was forged in battle? Rockets red glare and all that? All we’ve done since we were kicked out of Europe 300 years ago is move west, destroying anything in our way. Great, let’s celebrate with a miniature bundle of TNT. Maybe we just like to see crap burn? I think we’re even baser than that. It’s one thing we can do that’s patently illegal that we rarely get into trouble for doing. All normal people are inside trying to keep their dogs from having a stroke and the cops are all busy at a DUI checkpoint outside a bar. So people with no lives are out in force trying to ruin yours and honestly, 9 or 8 or 7 times out of 10, no harm is done. Most of the brush fires started by illegal fireworks have now been doused and some of those areas were due to go up in smoke anyway as soon as some guy flicked his Marlboro out his car window on the way up the Camarillo grade. Sure, occasionally some guy will have to learn to write left-handed or wear a jaunty eye patch or that bottle rocket might change course and go through your neighbor’s window and burn his house down but many of you think that’s a small price to pay for all the fun you’re having. A little trip to the ER to fix the bullet hole in your foot is nothing to the people down the street firing guns in the air because the law doesn’t apply to them are too stupid to realize the one law that applies to everything is the law of gravity.
The real problem with the 4th this year is it really made it a screwy week. I came to the office Wednesday and it felt like Monday all day and I couldn’t get it straight until 9:00 PM and I realized I was watching Modern Family instead of Dancing with the Stars. It’s Friday already and I’m not sure I’m ready for the weekend yet. At the very least we need to do this more often so I can get better used to a 3-day work week. Maybe that’s what we all need. The 4th is on a Thursday in 2019 but I’m not sure I can wait 2 years to do this again. Since it appears our president will sign anything, I’m going to start lobbying republicans to slide a bill across his desk to change all our Monday holidays to Tuesday holidays in the hopes that this whole 4-day weekend thing will catch on. Plus, tomorrow I’ll probably be expected to do a lot of ‘Saturday’ things but my body will still think it’s Thursday so I’ll be lucky if I don’t end up pouring detergent into the garbage and bathing the cats.

IMC has in excess of 2200 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 50 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,200+ products on the BRAND NEW IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. You can register as a distributor, track orders, upload art for virtual samples and even create your own flyers and catalogs of our products. The 2017 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and is posted on the online services. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also request our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website or download the PDF. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2017 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com and on our website if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs and it can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you say…is today a holiday?


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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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