We had a fire drill this week and it was a planned event and I’ve found that tends to take much of the suspense out of it. With all the advance warning you would have thought I’d have made plans to call in sick but my memory is just not what it needs to be. Because we make products for so many large, multinational conglomerates we have, over the course of the last 30-some years, had many fire drills to comply with our own and their HR. requirements. It’s actually surprising how many of these companies have ticklish rules in place regarding child labor, safe workplaces, sexual harassment and the fair treatment of employees. Here in California we’ve always been ahead of the curve, so you’re not going to find a 5-year old sewing together soccer balls in Malibu or a Montessori classroom in Brentwood lacing up tennis shoes. You may be just learning it but California is very different from the real world in that people file a Workplace Harassment claim if the cappuccino machine malfunctions or if the company-provided daycare center runs out of chocolate milk. Our state is very liberal in these cases even though I’m pretty sure the kid who just put new tires on my car was about 12 but I was assured he had a work permit.
These fire drills are generally well-organized and normally result in nothing more than a broken limb or two as people trip, orderly falling down the stairs. And getting people whose ages range from the early 20s all the way to ‘one foot in the grave’ out of a building is a daunting challenge. The offices and warehouse exits were unusually successful so our “Days Without a Major Tragedy” sign remains at 0 and we were able to cancel our standing order for an ambulance. So now we’re all standing outside in the smoking section which is mildly ironic in that it’s completely legal to stand outside smoking while you watch your office…and your cigarette burn. In fact, for those still addicted to this vile, disgusting habit, they probably just see the fire drill as an unexpected smoke break.
While we’re waiting for our smiling version of Fire Marshall Bill to take roll so we can return to work, certain caring people are silently taking roll just in case we left one of our customer service people chained to her desk in our hurry to vacate the premises. They’re easily replaced but there’s a lot of paperwork involved so it’s best for all concerned if we don’t leave one inside to roast. Not being a caring person my only thought is that I hope the fire doesn’t get to the drawer where I keep my microwave popcorn.
The real problem with an outdoor gathering in California is that you tend to attract characters you thought only lived in bad novels. This day our herd of sheeple attracted the guy we call the preacher. He lives in the park down the street in a two-bedroom refrigerator box, is generally regarded as harmless but his constant yelling is slightly off-putting. All his belongings are carefully stored in a shopping cart he stole from Target and he pushes it around with the annoying ostentation of a Mercedes owner. He wears a hoodie lined with aluminum foil and is usually ranting about the rapture or the government being able to read what’s left of his mind. I don’t understand him because well, I don’t speak…crazy but I thought I heard him say, “The world is going to hell” but a co-worker, who is also crazy, claims he told us the 11 secret herbs and spices in Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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