Is That High Resolution?

Donn James

Donn James

We stand with little poise on the precipice of a new year and while some of you may think 2016 was a banner year, I can’t wait for this sucker to be over. We lost princes and princesses, musicians and artists, athletes and comedians who left a hole in our hearts. We even lost Abe Vigoda and Zsa Zsa Gabor…two people we had thought died in the 80s. Every year we think it’s the worst year but that’s only because we’ve already forgotten who died last year but every year people die and resolutions are born.
Like many of you who need it far worse than I, every year I resolve to do a few things better in the upcoming year than I did in the past year but as I close in on perfection, I find it more difficult to resolve so I’ve looked to the internet for suggestions and the internet gods have decreed that I should get a hobby…as if my life wasn’t already one big hobby. Besides, I know how to juggle, play chess and read. Another suggestion is to meditate but I really don’t need a reason to nap. And they always put this one in…Eat Fewer Calories but that would entail eating less or eating things like kale and dirt so I don’t see that happening.
Many of you make resolutions but not that many take them seriously; they’re more like casual promises you’re under no legal obligation to honor but I am taking my resolutions to heart. For 2017 I resolve to never use the following phrases: best case scenario, drinking the Kool-Aid, empower, corporate values, forward-thinking and out-of-pocket. I also resolve to only think…inside the box. And as I age and take a more circumspective look at myself I also resolve to no longer run while juggling chain saws, drink turpentine while smoking or consider pineapple vodka a serving of fruit on my daily food pyramid. I’m also considering not considering the feelings of others when they obviously don’t care about mine and I definitely resolve to not wear a bacon costume and tease my dogs.
Since most of you will be writing your New Year’s resolutions on a cocktail napkin in a bar tomorrow night, I have a few that many of you should consider undertaking in 2017.
1. Don’t take selfies
2. If you must, please endeavor to look like yourself instead of a cartoon duck.
3. If you are on a bad date, get out of it yourself. Don’t go with the fake emergency phone call.
4. Don’t send a text to someone sitting in the same room.
5. Try and finish a chap-stick without losing it in a load of laundry…or a toilet.
6. If you drop food in the kitchen, clean it up. Stop making your dog a vacuum cleaner.
7. Stop drunk texting. Your phone should have a password setting you can only unlock when you’re sober.
8. If you’re walking, put your damned phone away and watch where you’re going.
9. Don’t pick your nose in the car…we can see you.

Happy New Year to you and yours and all the best in 2017 from the IMC Family!
Welcome-To-New-Years-Eve-Confetti-Drops-On-Scamp-The-CorgiIMC has in excess of 2200 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the BRAND NEW IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. You can register as a distributor, track orders, upload art for virtual samples and even create your own flyers and catalogs of our products. As 2016 winds down, we wish you the best of the holiday season and for 2017, and we invite you to visit IMC at the PPAI Las Vegas show where we will occupy Booth 3751. The 2017 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and will be posted on the online services as soon as it is available. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also get on the distribution list for our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2017 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…how long will that last?

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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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