Is That My Phone?

Donn James

Donn James

I know we’re well into the season of thanksgiving, generosity, good will, peace on earth and all that crap but it seems the only way you can recognize the season is because nobody is being thankful, generous, good willy or peaceful; they’re just being crappy. Since I’m the most easygoing, relaxed and reasonable person I know, I’ve decided I should be the bellwether for the season to try and bring some sanity to America.
Since we’re all out and about this season, shopping and dining, here’s a tip that will endear you to all the fellow shoppers and diners around you. If you are in a store or restaurant, GET OFF YOUR DAMNED PHONE! We already don’t like you and nobody wants to hear your whole conversation with someone else we don’t like, so why do you think we would want to follow you around Target hearing half the conversation. And hearing only half is making me forget why I’m there because from the half of the conversation I can hear, I can’t tell if you’re beginning a new relationship…or planning to invade Calgary. And I like Canada so I’m tempted to dial 911. Being a relaxed kind of guy I freely admit I’m in a bit of a mood because I don’t like Target very much. I know they have everything but I still feel like they just dressed a 99 cent store in a tuxedo. And why do they lock up their razor blades? Jeez, you need scissors, a chisel and pickax just to break through the shrink-wrapped plastic case they put them in. It’s easier to break into most ATMs than it is to get through that packaging when you need to change a blade. I get locking up the paint but I’m not getting high sniffing a razor blade. So you have to get an “associate” to unlock the blades and it is usually some high school kid with a walkie-talkie, a drool…and a cold. His name is Todd and he couldn’t decide which color he wanted his hair to be today so he went with skittle-colored and because he just came over from the paint department where he was sampling the fumes, he doesn’t know which key opens the lock. But back to the point…most of you are too young to remember pay phones in stores and restaurants but that’s where you would go to have a conversation that couldn’t wait and they put them out of the way and inconspicuous so you wouldn’t be disturbed and more importantly, not disturb me. They were usually placed on the walls right outside the bathrooms…for that extra ambiance, and you could plan your clandestine meeting, coup or grocery list in private. Now people are trolling the aisles of stores going over their life story with someone they haven’t talked to in 23 years.
If I get a call I have to take and I’m in a restaurant or store, I leave the establishment and take the call outside. Does that make me better than you? Of course it does. And it’s a kindness to you as fellow diners because you don’t need to hear me reassuring the babysitter that the Komodo dragon in the garage is harmless. And while I like gossip as much as the next guy, I don’t want to be strolling the cheese aisle at Pavilions and hear you on the phone with your mother crying because your meth-head brother had his parole denied again. Also, we all have different sounds on our phone for calls and texts and it’s never important to interrupt a conversation to look at a text because there has never been an important text sent. Nobody has ever sent a text that says, “Your pants are on fire” so it can probably wait.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC has in excess of 2000 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding more for 2017 with new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. As 2016 winds down, we wish you the best of the holiday season and for 2017, and we invite you to visit IMC at the PPAI Las Vegas show where we will occupy Booth 3751. The 2017 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and will be posted on the online services as soon as it is available. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also get on the distribution list for our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website. In addition, IMC just introduced 97 new items at the SAAC show in California and they are live in the  What's New?section of our website. You may also go to our Tools section of the website and download the 2016.5 flyer. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2016 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…was that call important?


About IMC

IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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