Are You Propositioning Me?

Donn James

Donn James

I may have mentioned over the course of the past few weeks that we have an election coming up and I’ve done all I can to avoid talking about it with any ring of sincerity in my words. All that ends today as we argue the really important things…the propositions, and I am at a loss to know whether to be proud or embarrassed that I know so much about them.
The biggest problem with the propositions is that we have them…and that anyone with $8 and a Macintosh computer can get one on the ballot. All you have to do is file some paperwork and stand out in front of Safeway and annoy people until you get enough signatures. People complain about frivolous lawsuits but if I get enough signatures I can irritate you with a proposition that will send all tree frogs to a ranch in Yucca Valley so I can build some condos in Ojai. Another issue with propositions is that they’re written in a language unrecognizable as English where yes often means no and no often means banana.
A prime example of frivolous is that during a time of war, civil strife, climate change and Game of Thrones being off the air, we have not one, but two propositions on plastic bags. That is roughly two too many. Nobody wants to see a turtle wearing a 6-pack holder for a necklace so I’m all for banning them since I’ve been carrying grocery bags in my cars for some time now…but I can never remember to take them into the store so a plastic bag can come in handy. They’re also handy for cleaning up after the dogs and nobody seems to want them back after that.
California also has two propositions related to the death penalty and, once again, they have done their best to confuse the constituency…as if most of us aren’t confused enough already. Another issue with multiple propositions is that it’s hard enough for us to keep one straight only to have another tossed at us like parmesan cheese on a salad. That’s like saying we know lettuce is crap so now we’re going to cover it with something slightly more appealing…something we squeezed out of a cow. If you vote yes on one of them you’re voting to abolish the death penalty…something we never use anyway and if you vote yes on the other, you’re voting to keep it and even speed it up so you’d better pick the right one. It’s like going into a store and finding out they closed all the registers but they’re putting in an express lane. I have friends on both sides of this issue as some think it’s costly and not a deterrent while some people I know are still mad that they banned crucifixions. The best part of the process is that if both propositions pass, the one that gets the most votes wins…it’s like the American Idol of propositions.
We also have one prop that literally means nothing…they’re just asking us to vote on whether we’d like to vote. There is another proposition that allows the whole state to vote on something in your community so a bunch of Raider cheerleaders in Oakland can decide I don’t need another road to the beach.
The last two I’ll mention concern firearms and ammunition sales and marijuana which are generally found on opposite sides of the spectrum so I’m guessing that whichever one you’re for will find you against the other one. Just know one thing…if you need to carry around a gun or pot, you won’t be carrying it around in a plastic bag.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC has a cast of characters in excess of 2000 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding more for 2017 with new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. The 2016 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and is posted on the online services while we work on the 2017 catalog. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also get on the distribution list for our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website. In addition, IMC just introduced 97 new items at the SAAC show in California and they are live in the  What's New?section of our website. You may also go to our Tools section of the website and download the 2016.5 flyer. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2016 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…do you have a proposition for me?

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