Relax, It’s Not the Apocalypse.

Donn James

Donn James

While I’m doing my best to not talk politics, this particular jaunt down constitution lane is increasingly onerous so I am doing the same thing everyone else is doing and that is unfriending everyone on Facebook who disagrees with me…and that seems fair. While I won’t talk politics, I can talk about the process now that the debates are over. I just realized I watched every minute of all four debates but I can’t figure out if that makes me the world’s greatest American…or a damned idiot. What I do know is that, at 90 minutes a crack, it’s 360 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
It’s not important on which side of the fence I rest my cheeks or that I did hear some rhetoric I liked more from one side or the other, I’m still waiting to hear a coherent, cogent plan that doesn’t make me want to burn my wallet in protest. Both sides are talking about numbers in the trillions that no sane person can comprehend and the only thing that is abundantly clear is that they can’t comprehend them either. I am just so tired of one guy who used education and medical deferments to not join the military tell me what they’re doing wrong while some lady who hasn’t walked into a grocery store in 30 years tells me I have to have a budget as if an increase in the price of Lunchables affects her. In fact, the only thing I have in common with the government is that every month I use the money I’ve saved to pay a bill to pay a bill from someone else.
I think we’ve all learned our two candidates for the Lotto prize don’t care for each other very much but their bickering and sniping is, at best unseemly and at worst, embarrassing. It’s like watching an episode of Bewitched when Agnes Morehead would badmouth either of the two Darrens. I kept waiting for Hillary to throw a martini at the Donald. Wait, I just thought of a better example. There was an episode of the Andy Griffith Show where Aunt Bea and Andy were arguing because Opie wanted to know how babies were made and Aunt Bea thought it was time and Andy wasn’t ready to give the ‘birds and bees’ talk. Opie had seen a couple of dogs and Opie thought one of them was just giving the other one a piggyback ride, so Aunt Bea thought it was about time to set Opie straight while Andy was willing to let the piggyback story run for a while. Aunt Bea finally talked Andy into it and then she went inside to bake a pie. If you just changed a word here and there, you’d have our two candidates arguing about Roe v Wade. Of course, that would make the rest of America….Opie. What makes it an even better example is that if you think either of our two vice presidential candidates are not Barney Fife, you probably still think evolution is a government conspiracy. And to show that I support the 2nd Amendment, I would let those two buy as many guns as they wanted…I just wouldn’t let them buy any bullets. If any of you are too young to understand the dated TV references, think Mike & Molly but without the beautiful people.
So, we’re at 19 days and counting and I encourage you to exercise your right and vote for one of these two…Andy or Aunt Bea. And you need to vote for one of the two although you may see other names on your ballet. But the others like Gary Johnson or Jill Stein are like the supporting cast on The Simpsons…amusing but not to be taken seriously.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC has a cast of characters in excess of 2000 promotional products that will help you serve your client and we are adding more for 2017 with new brand partners and products from our collections and our established retail brand partners. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. The 2016 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and is posted on the online services while we work on the 2017 catalog. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. You can also get on the distribution list for our 2017 catalog using the catalog page of our website. In addition, IMC just introduced 97 new items at the SAAC show in California and they are live in the  What's New?section of our website. You may also go to our Tools section of the website and download the 2016.5 flyer. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2016 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…who gets your vote?

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