Sometimes, things just happen. That doesn’t mean there is a plot against you. The fact that you can’t get an appointment at the DMV until February doesn’t mean the government hates you. It’s the DMV…they hate everybody and everything, including their jobs. Stop taking it personally. It’s not a conspiracy and that’s the problem I see too often with regard to conspiracy theories. You take it personally and because you think everybody likes you, it must be a plot against you by people who don’t know you. The sad truth is that nobody likes you because you’re a conspiracy theorist. Sometimes, things just happen. If you have to take a number in the deli to get your pastrami sandwich and your number is 92 and they just called number 7; that’s not a conspiracy. That just means there were 85 people smart enough to get there before you. Hardly anything, and certainly not you, is important enough to conspire against. Stop pretending some cache of people got together and planted that nail in lane 3 of the freeway just so you would get a flat tire and miss your hot yoga class.
Conspiracy theories were invented by smart people to keep the dumb people busy and out of the way so we could get things done which is handy because we can’t sit them all down in front of a Keeping Up with the Kardashians marathon. Conspiracy theories have been around forever. There are people who believe dinosaurs were killed by pesticides and that Hannibal’s elephants conspired against him because they didn’t want to walk through the mountains. Hell, there are conspiracy theorists who are convinced Adam and the snake worked together to get Eve to eat the apple. And if you believe the Holocaust is a conspiracy theory put forth by Jews to advance their interests, you can probably tell us what Kim is doing right now.
So as long as we have dumb people we will have conspiracy theories and, as I look around, it doesn’t look like we’re developing a shortage. That’s why politics is a good place to find conspiracy theories; it is filled with dumb people. The latest of the theories concerns the health of the candidates. One of them may have pneumonia, heat exhaustion or something contagious and the other one is…orange, which might mean he is an alien…or a cheeto. I don’t understand how everyone can seem to forget that we have had presidents die in office, have strokes, heart attacks, blindness and Alzheimer’s disease. We had at least one president who was a victim of domestic violence and you know what? The lights still worked, the trains still ran and the country moved forward. Geez, Washington, at different times as president, had smallpox, tuberculosis, malaria, and dysentery and nobody said, “Well hell, let’s just give the job to Benedict Arnold.” Roosevelt, a democrat one side loved while the other side was OK with, had congestive heart disease, polio and anemia but if he was still alive, we’d still be voting for him. Reagan, a republican one side loved while the other side was OK with, couldn’t hear, needed contacts to see, and had colon cancer before showing signs of the Alzheimer’s that would end his life but if he were still alive, we’d still be voting for him.
So let’s try and keep it all in perspective. Whether you’re orange or have pneumonia shouldn’t stop you from being elected because we’re more worried about what happens after you’re elected.
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