Act Like Adults is Just a Suggestion

Donn James

Donn James

I find it only equitable that I do my best to make the other half of you mad this week. Thankfully, for all concerned both conventions are mercifully over and we can get to the serious stuff like TV ads where you lie about each other. Your tax dollars at work. This week there were no weird salutes but if last week’s elephant race through Cleveland was a circus, Philadelphia was a giant petting zoo…and there were too many donkeys to count. Well, Bernie supporters played their version of If we don’t get our way, we’ll just take our ball and go home but other than that it was really kind of tame.
I think we can all agree that this week’s tenor was kinder and gentler as the speakers seemed to just wander around patting each other on the back. They were so syrupy sweet, nice and complimentary to everyone, except the Donald of course, that I nodded off during almost every speech because my blood sugar was all screwed up. And even the barbs directed at the other party were more lighthearted and tongue in cheek but that’s probably because they’re trying to portray him as a cartoon figure, so much so I fully expected someone to call him SpongeBob. I do think the Dems broke the record for “aw shucks” and “golly gee” this week as we were regaled with everyone’s life story of being born a poor child, struggling through school while working part time at a lemonade stand built by illegal immigrants. I can barely listen to my own life story so I don’t understand why they think I want to hear about theirs.
According to the professionals, this week’s crowd misspoke, misinterpreted and lied about as much as last week’s crowd so I’m pretty sure this group thinks we’re all idiots also. What the Democrats did was show more videos, probably because they learned we had had enough “speechifying” to quote Jed Clampett. I suspect the best thing Democrats could say following the close of the convention was, “We had Katy Perry and you didn’t.”
Without regard for my particular political bend, I will jump on my soapbox for a moment and tell you I’m a big fan of women. I am married to a woman so much better than I in far too many ways to count and I’ve never done anything that some woman couldn’t do better. There are women much smarter than I and I’ve known female golfers, writers, business people, soccer and softball players better than I but you must band together because you will never be equal unless you stop these bozos from describing your outfits. I’m watching the convention and I can see her pantsuit is white and Chelsea’s dress is red. Do you think I’m blind? When I walk into a room, “I don’t hear anyone whispering, “He’s resplendent in T-shirt, Bermuda shorts and untied tennis shoes.” When Trump walked on stage last week no announcer commented, “He’s wearing a suit nobody else can afford.” I may be wrong and I usually am but isn’t this just another example of the sexism we’re trying to bury? Now, all of you get in your minivans and change this.
The conventions are over and we will find ourselves subjected to 90-some days of political ads telling us what they want us to hear in order to capture our vote but the first law we need to change is the one that says if you’re declared mentally incompetent (crazy) you’re not allowed to vote but…you’re still allowed to run for office…proving there are still a few bugs in the system.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC has some elective promotional products and, for 2016, we have new products from our collections and 6 new retail brands for the industry. We believe IMC products speak for themselves and we can also show you ways to use and market them to your clients. Our products with decoration will have your customer coming back time and time again. The 2016 IMC catalog is available by request from the IMC website and will be posted on the online services. We’ll continue to treat our clients professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. If you’re curious about What's New?click on the tab and see. You can also get on the distribution list for our 2016 catalog using the catalog page of our website. We have new items in the IMC Collections and several new retail brands debuting in 2016 and we are already working on our mid-year catalog with new items debuting at the SAAC show in August. We have products for every event and if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2016 IMC catalog is also live and available virtually at if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. This year we are proud to present Just Mobile, Block, Magisso, PlayableART, Molla Space and Airplane Pockets to the promotional products industry. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…what color was that dress?



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