Due to the random collision of chromosomes, the resulting implosion leaves all of us with an array of body types and skin, hair and eye colors so numerous as to embarrass a bag of Skittles. How this array is assembled can determine people’s perceptions. While many of us are blessed with an plethora of wonderful qualities, some of us are also afflicted with noses that beat us through doorways by several seconds, ears that never stop growing, feet more suited for walking on water or a liver the size of the new Fiat. It’s like playing a game of gene poker and you just don’t know what cards you’re going to be dealt. Your grandfather may have been predestined toward baldness so you started losing your hair in 3rd grade or you may be of Yugoslavian descent so we can’t even begin to list the issues with which you are faced. The most important thing I’d like you to remember is…don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
I really had very little to do with it. Maybe I was just the fastest kid in the gene pool. Whatever it was, it has resulted in the Adonis you see when you gaze upon me. Though I was born much too late to be the model for the Statue of David, I have worked hard to cultivate the beauty I’ve become. Every day I work for minutes to maintain the finely-tuned physical specimen I am and that’s harder than it sounds. I personally do a sit up every morning just to get out of bed and I comb my hair multiple times per day to keep working my perfect biceps. My triceps work consists of raising my arms signalling touchdown as I sit on my couch on Sunday. I also yawn at least hourly to optimize the cut of my jaw and I can no longer count the number of times I shrug my shoulders.
It is also incumbent on you to note that this is not easy on me either. How do you think I feel as roses wilt in shame as I walk by? Do you think I like making grown men weep and curse their heritage? It’s also uncomfortable to me to have to hear the whispers and gasps of astonishment as I walk through the offices and stores. You’d think I’d be used to it by now but I’m not. It’s also insulting to be looked upon as merely a thing of beauty. I should not be blamed because someone is Kafkaesque while I am Clooneyesque. It is painful to always be considered the main course while others are seen as cole slaw and potato salad. Many of you think because of my physical presence, I am incapable of doing anything else; as though my version of multitasking involves walking and chewing gum at the same time. I urge you to shelve your stereotypes, look past my physical beauty, and see the greater wonder beneath the skin. Someone can be beautiful and still be able to spell or know the capital of South Dakota.
If you’re rolling your eyes as you read this…you’d better be having a seizure.
It’s not really that different in business. All of our IMC items are beautiful and we can show you ways to use and market them and we offer them in many categories. IMC hopes you’re enjoying our new retail brands and products for the industry. With summer in bloom, our new designer sunglasses collection from Bobby Jones, Carmen Marc Valvo and Michael Stars might be just what you need. And we’ll continue to treat our customers professionally and get your orders to you…on time and on budget. If you’re curious about click on the tab and see. You can thumb through our 2015 catalog from category to category and find many products that will accent your client’s event and we’ll get you what you want even if we have some suggestions on how to make it more rewarding. Go to the Catalog page of the IMC website and put your order in and we’ll get them to you. Let us know if you’d like samples. We want to help you make sense of your client’s request so we offer choices between new products and classic items so they can make presentations memorable. And IMC cares that your order is correct so we keep lots of products around that are suitable for your events but we’ll let you decide what works best for you and jump in to help you with decisions about products and decorations. And if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. The 2015 IMC catalog is live and available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone. IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 48 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. See great ideas and items from Alessi, Troika, Cerruti 1881 and Blackpen. We invite you to browse any of our 2,300+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or Twitter. IMC wants to know…are you relying on inner beauty?