When Did That Change?

Donn James

Donn James

We went to a new bar in Beverly Hills this weekend because our son’s girlfriend is a bartender there and they are trying to gain a following…as if I’d tell anyone about it. It’s just over the hill so it’s not far in distance, but going to Beverly Hills is like going to another planet and it’s not like we’re the Clampetts scooping up road kill on the way. We’re reasonably cultured and I know how to button my shirt but if you’re not wearing the correct pointy shoes, pointy-collared shirt and pointy jeans, they might not let you in. I’d tell you it was great for people watching but I’m not sure everyone I saw was people. Cristina made us some of her special designer drinks and after I gave my watch to the valet guy because I only had about $600 in cash, we headed home. I’m guessing the recession passed right over Beverly Hills because you can valet your car at the airport for a year for less than an evening here.
When we left for the city we gave the dogs some bones and left the TV on for them (yes, the TV is our babysitter) and while that may seem unusual, it’s what we do. Don’t judge. I want them to listen to music or books on tape but they won’t keep the headphones on…so TV is our middle ground. They were watching Frozen which they love because the little one pretends he’s Olaf and the big dog thinks he’s just like Sven, except for the horns. This particular movie channel had been showing Frozen repeatedly all day, I think in an attempt to drive parents crazy but when we got home, to my laughter and my wife’s dismay, we found the dogs watching soft-core porn. Not believing they had developed opposable thumbs and changed the channel during our absence, we realized that, unbeknownst to us, at some point in the evening that particular movie channel declared family hour to be over and they went to a decidedly more adult fare. Either that or they didn’t want to lose the audience they already had. Anyway, now I’m in trouble because I left them with a harmless Disney feature where nobody died, they just got frozen, but when we came home we found the temperature had risen substantially. And then I got in more trouble because I didn’t change the channel fast enough since I brought up the guide to find something more suitable for them instead of changing the channel first. I mean, the guide covers the whole screen so now all you can hear is some fake moaning and you get more of that in a rap music video. Seriously, it’s really quite tame. Soft-core just takes a bad movie premise, makes it worse with bad acting, tries to cover it up by removing clothes, thereby convincing you it’s quite normal to be given a speeding ticket by a naked policeman. So, it wasn’t as if the dogs were packing up to run away to a 24-hour bookstore in Tijuana. Laurie had already shooed the dogs outside lest their young minds become even more corrupted. And while they’re both boys, they’re rescued and neutered so whatever they were watching was only appealing vicariously at best.  Anyway, it turned into a wonderful parenting moment for us as we learned that even with about 40 movie channels, Saturday at midnight is not when you should be trying to find family fare because if you click on Lady and the Tramp, it’s probably not the movie you’re expecting. It’s the time of night when ScoobyDoo turns into Scooby-Did.
In an effort to make them forget what they had just seen, I almost clicked on Old Yeller but I thought that would just give them nightmares.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC might propose some unusual items for your event but we’ll let you decide what works best for you and help you with decisions about products and decorations. No bones about it. We have processes in place to assemble your order just right with a minimum of questions and we even have dog bones. We have thousands of products useful for many programs, events and holidays during the year so you can always find the perfect promotion for any season. We know when these holidays are celebrated so we make sure to have stock so we can fill your order. And if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. And we know you want exactly what you’ve ordered so we do everything we can to earn and learn that order and help you look good to your customers. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. You can also request our 2014 catalog on the Catalog page of our website and order some. And all of our new items are visible in the

What's New?section of our website. The 2014 IMC catalog is also available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone.  IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 40 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. See great ideas and items from Fred & Friends, Visconti, Trendex and the IMC Collection. We invite you to browse any of our 2,500+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…what movie are you watching?


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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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