Safe Is Not An Option

Donn James

Donn James

I want to wish everyone a happy 4th of July weekend and I thought I’d better do it now unless I come back Monday with fewer fingers than required to type. In my neighborhood most of my good friends have taken the whole “fireworks are illegal” thing more as a random suggestion than as a law and that is why the cul de sac looks like a free fire zone on the 4th. We spend a certain amount of time with them during holidays but the 4th can be a little more dangerous than dropping the green bean casserole on Christmas because they have a couple of nephews who bear watching around the clock. One is never as happy as when he’s trying to get something to explode in the outdoor fireplace. He’ll drop bottles and aerosol cans just to see them explode but the other day he was trying to burn an ice cube so it’s not like he’s the sharpest tool in the shed anyway but that’s what makes you kind of want to keep an eye on him. A little history:  He’s like Flxoch, the caveman who invented fire, when the club he was trying to hit the girl in the neighboring cave with was hit by lightning and he ran around screaming until he discovered saber-toothed tiger and woolly mammoth were tastier and tenderer once you burned off their hair and put a little char on them. And that’s how he invented BBQ. Look it up if you don’t believe me. The other nephew has surreptitiously taken over all fireworks lighting and practically has an acetylene torch welded to his arm on the 4th of July. And sometime during the evening he forgets that fireworks are designed to go up and conveniently leaves a few on their sides so when they go off, they’re shooting across the street like tracer bullets. Let me just say that shrapnel wounds are not uncommon as he lumbers around lighting anything that resembles a fuse. That’s all well and good until you find your shoelace on fire. As my mother used to say, “It’s all fun and games until your cupcake goes up in flames.” So instead of being able to watch the fireworks, I’m keeping my eye on them and a hose in my hand in case I have to put someone out. As it is, when we get together to celebrate birthdays, everyone knows not to get too close to the candles if they’re around.
And if you’re planning on driving this holiday weekend, please change your plans. I don’t know why the millions among you who can’t drive insist on demonstrating that fact on a holiday weekend. We are long past the time when anyone should get lost, so those of you who think going 35 in the middle lane of the freeway while you try to read a map will magically get you to your destination please…stay off the road. Jeez, we’re like one step away from having GPS in a filling in our teeth so if you’re continually getting lost…Darwin was right.
So please have a happy and safe 4th of July weekend but if you don’t and need help locating a missing finger, give me a call and I’ll come help look for it. I have a flashlight.

It’s not really that different in business. IMC will let you go at your own pace and help you with decisions about products and decorations and we have processes in place to assemble your order just right with a minimum of questions and no extra movement. We have thousands of products useful for many programs, events and holidays during the year so you can always find the perfect promotion for any season. We know when these holidays are celebrated so we make sure to have stock so we can fill your order. And if your client has invented a holiday or celebration, we can also custom-make almost anything you can dream to make your client’s event all it can be. And we know you want exactly what you’ve ordered so we do everything we can to earn and learn that order and help you look good to your customers. Take a look at our YouTube channel to see some videos showcasing popular products for some ideas on how to use them. We take our business relationship seriously and we want you to enjoy, give and receive our products and be able to use them every day. We look forward to working with you and we always have ideas to make our products work for your clients. You can also request our 2014 catalog on the Catalog page of our website and order some. And all of our new items are visible in the What's New?section of our website. The 2014 IMC catalog is also available virtually at Zoomcatalog.com if you’re tired of fighting paper catalogs. It can be viewed nicely with your laptop, iPad, tablet or phone.  IMC is the recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI. Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 40 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients. See great ideas and items from Troika, Cerruti, Stewart/Stand and Blackpen. We invite you to browse any of our 2,500+ products on the IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients. We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas. What do you think? Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or TwitterIMC wants to know…will your 4th be safe, sane or other?

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