Is Your Food Safe?

Donn James

Donn James

I’m a big supporter of adoption because every child deserves a home, even though not every parent deserves a child.  That being said it doesn’t mean I’m jetting off to Somewhereis-stan, Macau, Somalia or Mississippi and strolling through orphanages like I’m walking down the aisle at Walmart.  No, when I get the urge to adopt, I visit my local animal shelter.  Pets are easier to care for, there are no diapers to change and they rarely throw up on your shirt.  And while they may eat a shoe occasionally, you don’t have to buy them a car, braces or a dress for the prom.  We all know adopting a child should give them a better life, but adopting a pet will keep them alive.  So, I’m not here to proffer that pets are better than children because…of course they are.  They’re happy to go anywhere, they don’t fight in the back seat and they usually don’t ask, “Are we there yet?”  No parent ever has turned to a pet in the back seat and shouted, “I swear I’ll turn this car around…”  And no matter how bad a person the rest of the world rightly thinks you are, your pets love you.
The downside is that the price for adopting children and pets is about the same and you’re never sure what you’re going to get but…we have our own children and we’re still not sure what we got.  Duke is our latest rescue and he has a minor size issue.  When we got him he fit comfortably in the palm of my son’s hand and he was projected to be about 40 pounds.  Well, he’s now over 90 pounds and barely fits into a Buick.  Moe, our other dog, and both cats just walk under him like his legs are trees in the forest and he thinks every toilet in the house is his personal water bowl.  When he and Moe play tug-of-war, Moe ends up looking like the tail of a kite as he’s whipped around the room.  As Duke approaches his 2nd birthday he looks like some kind of a guard dog.  Let me tell you…appearances can be deceiving because his guarding seems to be situational at best.  He can “guard” chicken.  He can “guard” chicken right down to the bucket it came in and if you need someone to “guard” a pork chop…he’s your guy.  It’s funny because when we go for walks in the hills he will square off against a coyote or mountain lion but when he’s home he’s afraid of the vacuum.  He loves to run even though he doesn’t know where he’s going.  He’s like the guy who’s driving around lost but doesn’t care because he’s making great time.  He’s pretty smart and he’ll do just about anything for just about anything that’s bacon-flavored but let’s face it…he’s not going to Stanford.  He watches me with a mathematical eye as I divide the dog bones to ensure he gets more because he’s bigger but then he stares at me while I’m in the shower like he thinks I have some sort of escape hatch built in or I’m going to drop through the drain into the Bat Cave.   He has a trunk full of bones, antlers, socks and ropes but his favorite toy is the squeaky ball that makes a noise so obnoxious we have to hide it at night to get any sleep.  If I had to describe the sound I would say it most resembles the sound you get when your lawn mower runs over a cat.

It’s not really that different in business.  IMC guards your information carefully and offers products for any event and we’ll do everything in our power to help your relationship with your customer grow and that may be just what you need in a business relationship in the promotional products industry.  Most of our items are suitable for any event and we have fresh ideas all the time.  We know it’s sometimes hard to find new and exciting products so visit our website to see four new brands (Filter2Go, Stewart/Stand®, Ten Design & Trendex) and new items from our collections and brands from our 2013 Holiday Flyer.  You can download the flyer or we’ll send you some, and you can see all the new items in the  top-whatsnewsection of our website.  The IMC catalog is also virtual on if you’re tired of carrying paper catalogs.  We can help your clients celebrate milestones, anniversaries, shows or launches and keep the celebration foremost in their minds.  From crystal awards and designer pens for anniversaries, retirements, speaker or holiday gifting to pens and keychains for product launches, giveaways and thank-you gifts.  And we know your clients test you with price, delivery and detailed logos so we know what we can do with our products and how you can use or market them.  IMC has products to make you look and feel good and we continuously bring new brands and decorating options to the promotional product industry.  These brands and options are developed with an eye toward the latest trends so we can continue to offer a wide realm of choices and options in both traditional and unusual promotional product categories.  IMC is a recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI.  Our in-house family of decorators will transform your selection into a promotional product that will enhance your end-user’s event or ceremony.  We treat every order with a practiced professionalism so the things that happen will be what you expect from an award-winning supplier.  As well as continuously expanding the available product in our 6 Collections, IMC continues our industry-leading practice of bringing new retail brands to the promotional products industry.  Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 35 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients.  These include world renowned designers like Visconti and the unique offerings from Goodfaire and MOVA.  We invite you to browse any of our 2,500+ products on the NEW IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients.  We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas.  What do you think?  Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or Twitter.  IMC wants to know…what policies have you adopted?


About IMC

IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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