Sing n’ Clean…Really?

Donn James

Donn James

I saw an article written by a working Mom who was trying to tell me that my kids would do their chores if I made them fun.  I looked up the word chore in the dictionary and oddly, none of the synonyms are “fun.”  The synonyms I found are work, task, job and those all rhyme with adult.  Beyond the bad parenting, the obvious question is, “What planet does she live on?” as I try not to lie to my children.  Far be it from me to mention the time taken to write the article could have been better spent doing the chores you think your kids will do because they’re “fun.”  She actually posited that I could teach my kids to make their beds with hospital corners if we sang while doing it.  Unless I’m singing about giving them a car, I can’t get them to hit the laundry basket in their rooms.  I’ve come to believe my kids think the best way to protect flooring is to keep it covered with clothes because usually wading through their rooms is like slogging through a tar pit.  I tie a rope around the staircase and my waist just in case I need to pull myself to safety.  I think my son has a recliner in his room but I haven’t seen it in 3 years and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t even know the drawers in his dresser go both ways because he’s never pushed one in.  One look at his dresser and you think the house has been burglarized.  And my daughter has been collecting stuffed animals for so long, her bedroom looks like the back room in Noah’s Ark.
Household chores, as a rule, are a pain any way you look at them but they still need to be done.  If you have dogs and cats that shed, you can’t go two days without sweeping or the stone and wood floors look like they’re covered in moss.  If I could just donate (or sell) pet hair, someone could make topcoats for Rush Limbaugh and Oprah with enough left over to make matching sweaters for Mike & Molly.  For us it’s pretty easy though since there always seems to be a small lake around the dogs’ water bowl, so we just run the mop around the bowl and by the time that area is dry, the mop is wet enough to do the rest of the floor.  Of course, when we’re done the mop looks like a Chia pet exploded.
I do a reasonable amount of the laundry in our house…because I’m one of two people in the house who know we have a laundry room.  I have kids who don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy but think clean clothes arrive by magic.  Anyway, laundry is not hard and except for wanting to physically harm whoever invented dryer sheets, I don’t have a problem.  Dryer sheets are a curse foisted upon us as they are supposed to soften clothes and keep them from sticking together but you can never find them in the dryer because they’re always stuck hiding in some sleeve or trouser leg.  I can’t count the number of times I’ve been walking around and one starts sliding down my leg and, when that happens, your first thought is always that an insect or small animal is trying to get free so you end up shaking your leg like you’re having a seizure, only to have this little rumpled square of polyester laugh at you as it slides out of your trouser leg while you’re talking to your boss.  I’ve decided dryer sheets are the children of laundry.  You can’t find them when you need them but they’re always around when you don’t want them.

It’s not really that different in business.  IMC is always bringing something new and clean to the promotional products industry.  We know it’s a chore to find new and exciting products so visit our website to see four new brands and new items from our collections and brands from our 2013 Holiday Flyer.  You can download the flyer or we’ll send you some and you can see all the new items in the What’s New section of our website.  Products like these can help your clients celebrate milestones, anniversaries, shows or launches and will keep the celebration foremost in their minds.  From crystal awards and designer pens for anniversaries, retirements, speaker or holiday gifting to pens and keychains for product launches, giveaways and thank-you gifts.  And we know your clients test you with price, delivery and detailed logos so we know what we can do with our products and how you can use or market them.  IMC knows our products are here to support your client’s event and we’ll be honest about what we can do in terms of pricing, decoration and shipping so you can make your customer happy.  IMC has products to make you look and feel good and we continuously bring new brands and decorating options to the promotional product industry.  These brands and options are developed with an eye toward the latest trends so we can continue to offer a wide realm of choices and options in both traditional and unusual promotional product categories.  IMC is a recognized leader in the introduction of new retail brands to the promotional product industry and has multiple design awards from both ASI and PPAI.  Our in-house family of decorators will cleanly transform your selection into a winner that will enhance your end-user’s event or ceremony.  We treat every order with a practiced professionalism so the things that happen will be what you expect from an award-winning supplier.  As well as continuously expanding the available product in our 6 Collections, IMC continues our industry-leading practice of bringing new retail brands to the promotional products industry.  Since introducing Waterford® Writing Instruments and MoMA years ago, IMC has presented more than 30 retail brands from global suppliers to enhance the selections you can offer your clients.  These include world renowned designers like the Cerruti and the unique offerings from Treasure It and Finelife.  We invite you to browse any of our 2,500+ products on the NEW IMC website to see items suitable for any occasion or event and pieces you can use to personalize your relationship with your clients.  We have promotional products for every event, show, convention, corporate store and company program that will keep your client looking to you for new ideas.  What do you think?  Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or Twitter.  IMC wants to know…can anyone see the floor?

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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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