Got Dance Fever?

Donn James

What do you do when (or if) something good happens to you?  We’ve learned, to our dismay, that over the years many of you have opted for some sort of a dance to celebrate.  Maybe you get a big order or score a goal or just fry the perfect egg, and that’s enough to get your feet moving.  For me just waking up every morning is a good thing but I don’t break into some kind of happy dance when my feet hit the floor.  Why?  Because I don’t dance.  Now I’m athletic and reasonably coordinated so I can float around the parquet in time to the music but can I dance?  Noooo.  And at the risk of being too unkind, neither can you.  It’s been my experience that most people think they can dance.  Well, they’re wrong.  And if people have told you through the years that you’re a wonderful dancer…then they are likely lying to you out of concern for your feelings.  Unless you’ve been told by someone who unambiguously despises you, you should take that compliment with something more than a grain of salt.  We see you cavorting in hotel ballrooms, high school gyms and at weddings for the cousin of your dental hygienist.  There appear to be two schools of thought fostered by those who cannot dance.  The first is spectacle dancer and he is out on the floor wildly gyrating on the off chance something he does might be confused with a dance move.  With arms akimbo and legs bouncing around like his feet are on fire, he thinks he has all the moves.  He should know that when we see those moves, all we can think is…is that a dance or a giraffe trying on a bikini.  Here’s another clue.  If you think you’re dancing and someone calls 911 because they think you were struck by lightning…you can’t dance.  That happens far too often.  The second school contains invisible boy.  He is out there because it is quite possibly the closest he will get to someone of the opposite gender and he is moving so little for fear of looking like the first guy.  The upright posture and the sweat pouring off him are the only proofs of life.  The only thing that distinguishes him from someone in a coma is the feeding tube.  So if you think the fox trot is what happens when it’s running from the hounds and the only thing you know about the tango is that it takes two, stop telling people you can dance.  I have some young friends who say they can dance hip-hop but they can’t even figure out where the front of their baseball cap goes so how am I supposed to believe them?  And if by chance you are reading this while in a huddle planning your touchdown dance, please stop.  The mechanical robot is not a dance.  Also, if you’re driving down the road in your pickup with a square dance club decal on the back window; it’s time to get rid of the frilly skirts.  Pat (maybe not her real name), a lovely lady in our offices goes out dancing all the time and maybe she can dance but we really just have her word for it.  It might just be her way of meeting gentlemen.  You know who can dance?  The Riverdance guy.  Oh, and that little penguin.  Now those were some happy feet.
It’s not really that different in business. IMC is comfortable doing everything we say we can do.  Whether it’s a product from our collections, our retail brands or a completely custom piece, we’ll tell you what we can do and then deliver.  We’re not going to tell you we can embroider a glass just to get the order.  You can also follow your order as it transitions from manufacture to decoration to shipping.  And while we’ll sell you any of our quality products, we’ll also work with you to ensure the item is something that will showcase you and your client in the best light.  We have a dance card of product categories and a variety of decoration and shipping methods that will satisfy your client’s needs, making you look like a great choreographer.  We invite you to view any of our 2,300 products from our IMC Collections like FSP or Bluetech, or retail brands like MoMAJean-Louis Scherrer and Wedgwood, with exciting new products and retail brands coming this summer.  You’ll find items suitable for any occasion and event and pieces you can use to build a reputation and relationship with your clients.  We have promotional products for events, corporate stores and company programs that will keep your client coming to you for new ideas.  And we’re always happy to offer ideas and provide case histories.  So whatever your cause, event, launch or celebration, IMC has ideas and advice that will promote and support your client’s event.  With 6 IMC collections and 28 retail brands, we have unique and quality products for all occasions and events.  What do you think?  Let us know with a comment here or on Facebook or Twitter.  IMC wants to hear what makes your feet move.

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IMC is a prime manufacturer and supplier of products to the promotional products industry. We sell only to qualified promotional products distributors. ASI supplier, PPAI supplier. Our lines include our own IMC lines and 26 branded lines.
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