Rules? What Rules?

My nephew, the 7-year old you may remember as Dynamite Boy, broke his 5- year old sister’s nose last week playing a “harmless” game of stick fight.  While this was reportedly not on his Mother’s list of approved play activities, occasionally kids will be kids and the best you can hope for is survival.  According [...]

Who bought this?

The fact that I was not an Economics major is not stopping me from providing a solution to the personal debt crisis facing the country and while President Obama is having my Congressional Medal polished, I will share it with you.  The solution is simplicity defined; BAN infomercial sales from 10:00PM to 5:00AM when people [...]

Curt Letter to Follow

For better or worse depending on your position, you are either celebrating or bemoaning the demise of the newspaper as you continue to freefall through the electronic age.  One thing I will not miss is the Letter to the Editor section.  My local is replete with whines about crime, traffic, clean water and dirty talk.  [...]

Deep (fried) Thoughts

Please hold your applause until after the Nobel presentations this year but I have the answer to the burgeoning (yes, that’s a pun) obesity problem in America.  As with the lap band and liposuction, the solution is drastic.  We must abolish all State Fairs.  Just walking among the food stations at your local fair is [...]